Surprise! A 2023 Gift Guide*
*Part gift guide, part “Stuff We Like that You Might Like Too” kind of vibes
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Picture this: you’re sitting crossed legged in front of a roaring, cozy fire, wearing a truly adorable matching holiday pajama set (down to the slippers, it’s a full ensemble), with Bing Crosby crooning in the background and a big ol’ mug of hot cocoa.
You’re wrapping presents in that way people do in the movies, holding up a giant sheet of wrapping paper and gliding a pair of hefty silver scissors through it like butter, then artfully twisting and turning a piece of ribbon into the fluffiest bow you’ve ever seen. It’s like a damn Hallmark movie (except you’ve managed to brush out your curls — why don’t they ever do that?!), complete with a hunky man in flannel who runs the local goat sanctuary and just wants you to stop working so hard in the big city, you silly thing you.
Anyway, I cannot * guarantee * that buying anything on these lists will result in this level of holiday bliss, but it’s a good step in the right direction, you know?
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